Nwh - I'm Just A Human lyrics

You are just like me I'm just a human I am just like you I'm just a human We all stand or sit when we pee I'm just a human just a human being When I doo-doo is my sh** not brown It's a universal thing we all flush it down And when you wipe do you look at the tissue Most folks do, it ain't even an issue Hot stuff makes it burn comin out I bet everyone knows what I'm talkin about Cause we are all one race on this planet We all burp and fart, and that's the way God planned it So don't act like your superior Eat something bad an just like me you'll get diarrhea Cause black, white, yellow, red, brown or gold Our sh** all comes from the same little hole You are just like me I'm just a human I am just like you I'm just a human We all stand or sit when we pee I'm just a human just a human being Like most humans in my car I pick my nose We've all mined a rock or two I'd suppose The nose might be white when you reach to clean But red, yellow, brown or black the booger's still green An sometimes it's anchored to some snot That hangs from your nose, and you're afraid it's gonna drop So you catch it in your hand and hope no one realizes You've got mucous on your hand while your driving So you look for a place to try and hide it You open up your mouth, and there you slide it But it ain't really much for you to worry about Cause you won't be first or last to put a booger in your mouth You are just like me I'm just a human I am just like you I'm just a human We all stand or sit when we pee I'm just a human Just a human being Sometimes I smell the lint from my belly bu*ton How could somethin so small make a stench so rotten At night there's always jam between my toes Sometimes I pull it out, and that's the way it goes When I'm alone I'll take a leak in the shower I bet you do it too, it's only water I pick sleep from my eyes and wax from my ears I rub the goo between my fingers and I watch it disappear It might sound gross to you But these are the things we all do So shake hands with your fellow man but first Make sure he's washed his hands You are just like me I'm just a human I am just like you I'm just a human We all stand or sit when we pee I'm just a human Just a human being