I am the little white liar who lights up the desires Of unsuspecting self indulging fools neverending In their quest for bending the golden rule "E" on every corner crack for little Jack Horner Who laughs hysterically at the mourner trying to pull him Up from the ground can't he see there's no peace for the wicked Or the likes of you and me so Hop aboard this magic carpet ride (There's no turning back once you decide) Welcome aboard this magic carpet ride (There's no pulling out in me you can confide) You've got to make up your own mind Just where it is you're destined to Don't let anyone downheart or dissuade you You're on a straight course Ride on through!! The eagle eye is sleeping so into your thoughts I'm creeping Not sure of what you're feeling could be your wet dreaming Or oh! is this the real thing or just another rehearsal Of the act you were born to Hop aboard my magic carpet ride (There's no turning back once you decide) Welcome aboard this magic carpet ride (There's no pulling out in me you can confide) You've got to make up your own mind Just where it is you're destined to Don't let anyone downheart or dissuade you You're on a straight course Ride on through!! You've got to make up your own mind Just where it is you're destined to Don't let anyone downheart or dissuade you You're on a straight course Ride on through!! (And if you're working)