Nuclear Rabbit - Chernobyl Hamster lyrics

It's a creature of habit like a chicken or a rabbit. A slight variation of a household occupation. A freak mishap of chemical negligence. Has spawned a race of hamsters with a super human intelligence. They breed in the evening, read the paper in the morning. They are not quite aware that they are men in gerbil clothing. Domestic in nature, this peaceful little creature. Can have a career as a doctor or a teacher... As I demonstrate my theory, I can calculate it clearly. Withdraw this meager species... the hamster. Science mistakenly made a mess. And put this animal out of text. Accidental experimentation extend-o-noodle. Rat-like animal must die. A standing ovation, a cross pollination. Of a hamster and a human, and odd combination. A pea-sized brain now the size of a shoe. A family pet, a business man, a short-tailed rodent? You will rarely see the these hamsters on an exercise wheel. They are highly advanced with no cardiovascular feel. More important is work, and this they excel. Can we market these rodents and sell, sell, sell. As I exercise my theorem, I will dissect this hairy rodent. Remove it's mutated grey matter... behold. Will I k** this unfortunate beast? Does it matter to say the least. For society doesn't give a sh** about those poor gazelles in Africa either.