Nuclear Rabbit - Champion Of The World lyrics

When I was delivered, I cleared my nostrils and spanked my own a**. Later that day, I invented a silicone-based protein that cured world. Hunger and brought about world peace. I owned a multi-billion dollar corporation. by the time I was six - and you can too!. I won the Nashville Chili cook off. Home on the prairie, motherf**er! Big trucks and little women, I take 'em skinny dippin'. You want the life I'm livin' - who the f** you kiddin'. I circumcised myself with my bare hands. Grizzly Adams, motherb**hes! Don't need an elevator, I take the stairs. I wrestle alligators, I ain't no square. I don't need toilet paper, I'll use my hands. And wipe 'em on your face 'cause I'm the MAN! I once slapped a guy so hard his mom lit on fire... and that b**h lives in Alaska! You figure it out! So you see, my little b**hes, if you buy my 1 minute and 48. second seminar, you TOO could become the "Champion Of The World"! I'm joking you're a loser!. When I take of my shirt even old ladies flock to me. I'm like Don Johnson, you f**s! Don't need an elevator, I'll take the stairs. I wrestle alligators, I ain't no square. I don't need toilet paper, I'll use my hands. And wipe 'em on your face 'cause I'm the MAN! Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion. Champion of the world!(x4) Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion. I'm the champ, you're the peon.