Non-Prophets - Xaul Zan's Heart lyrics

[Intro] Non prophet is another word for hug me, I'm lonely.. Xaul Zan y'all You're gross f**ing you up since 1968 Let me hear it Respect the broccoli co*k [Verse] Looking at my broccoli It's about that time Polishing the nasty cauliflower patches 'till they shine (Xaul rocks!) Try to have phone s** when you call the cops The holes are too small Got these huge bald spots On top of my head emerging like unwanted islands I'm trying to vote myself off of By force of nature I'm pushed off the floor to face a world of war wages And girls of all ages I'm the guy you don't love just yet But I write poems with my tongue on your neck hoping for some s** Older than sunsets Golden boy blue balls Totally upset but overjoyed by RuPaul The bipolar bear hug Got you sick to your stomach When I hold a beer mug and make you sip from it Thinking this bug dick could k** the dead silence in your body I want to be the life of the search party [Hook] My heart is beating your face (Come on y'all, are y'all listening?) My heart is beating your face (Top ten dance hit, move that a**!) My heart is beating your face (You ain't gonna be laughing at the fist!) Xaul Zan! I leave without a trace [Interlude] Now if I monger who*es While Joe mongers who*es And he mongers who*es While she mongers who*es And we monger who*es While they monger who*es It's a mother flocking orgy y'all 'cus I got yours Xaul Zan is here No random fan from the small van I steer clear Of calling a man a queer 'Cus I'm deep (how deep?) I'm deeper than Sage Francis Retreating to gay campus Bleeding on AIDS pamphlets Dance moves battle with the spinning moonwalks Its' in the attitude (Grab my minuscule crotch!) I will remove the cross That dangles in the cleavage Of every Christian chick who thinks her tits are saving Jesus (Gee wiz!) Listen to the knowledge that I'm kicking I'm not hard on women I put my hard-on on women I'm starting with Robin Givens who shouts with her face down When I'm not swinging I'm scouting out the playgrounds My heart is beating your face (Yo, I really don't think y'all are paying attention) My heart is beating your face (Yeah, kicking that knowledge back and forth!) My heart is beating your face (I mean, my man's coming from every angle!) Xaul Zan! I leave a fat trace We made your bounce so hard in your car It made your tires flat Joe stole your ho And I'mma make you buy her back She tried to grab my handlebar mustache Saying I'll never steer you wrong And I'm like sure you right I got a cool-aid smile and some Midol 'Cus I'm down with you And down on you when your time calls Xaul Zan Damn I have to say it again? Half sharkalligator half man, half amazing Nasty scab collector Broken heart donor Political party crasher Love me or leave me a loner Professional melon bruiser With a style that's fresher Some think I'm a hesher Inner child molester 30 something dirty Mack dump trucker Mineral spring chicken sh** Fairy god mother f**er A diaphragm p**y diver Clear the floor I am womanizer, hear me who*e My heart is beating your face (He did it again y'all, you must've missed it!) My heart is beating your face (What the f**'s holding you back now?) My heart is beating your face (Who the f** is crying?) Xaul Zan! I leave without a trace