Non Credo - Hubris and Greed lyrics

In a doorway he sat with his dog and his hat His mental infirmity caused him to self inflict his physical deformity He had 53,827 dollars and 32 cents in uncashed social disability checks which he kept crumpled and wadded up in his left boot This ever growing stash rendered him hobbled So... in a doorway he and the dog would sit and swoon and for your paltry charitable contributions He and the dog would croon Ahhhhhhh Fearing the rejection he faced from his failed attempt as a stand-up comic would render him incapable of anything other than a career as a weathercaster for the local news he decided it would be more prudent of him to just head straight for the gutter So... he and the dog sit... in the doorway, in the culvert, in the alley and they wait... for your change, for the moon, for the wind, for to croon