Everyone's committing suicide So why don't you and I Go jump off a bridge Together, you and I We can change our minds And come back home For one, last Well I'm depressed I'm really out of it I'm depressed I can't see my way I'm depressed But not depraved Unless you'd like to, you know If we could make a choice together Mature citizens that we are To do these disgusting things Alright, ok, forget It forget it, I don't care It's only what I read in magazines It's only that, s**ually equal We should exercise our rights To do whatever it is we like Anything You be my pig I'll be your king Well, I'm disgusting That's what you say I'm disgusting That's what you mean Well, I'm disgusting But it's not all it seems I'll be your dog You be my queen Well, I'm depressed I have nothing to say You've said it all What's on the tube today? Well, we've slept late But nothing's happening You're as rumple as the bed Your hair is messed Your face ain't the best And it's sunday There's nothing open And what about me? What do I look like? I avoid the mirrors Cause I don't want to know What I've already seen Pigs and dogs Not kings and queens Everyone's committing suicide So why don't you and I Go jump off a bridge Together, you and I We can change our minds And come back home For one, last... f**