Well, we settled in and all lived hand to mouth Pooled our guns and beat the boys down south Felt so proud, we got our own country We got it on sale from a bloody company [Chorus] Canada is Pissed We'll fade and won't be missed Our country got so poor When the people are so rich Well, we bribed the west and the north was in the bag Can't see why we all don't love our flag Varies immigrants and the native plea To the anglos and the francos we're one big minority [Chorus] We're pissed, we're tanked, we're smashed on all the glut We've chug-a-lugged ourselves into a rut We got lots and sell it oh, so cheaply Then buy it back and pay it through the teeth [Chorus]