Noise Addict - I Wish I Was Him lyrics

It may sound stupid when I say it out loud Like I'm just jealous of his silver cloud He looks real good he drinks diet Coke He gets his NME's sent by air not boat I wish I was him He gets the women at his feet With all his cool friends He gets his records for free I wish I was him He has no enemies I wish I was him He's got six different flannel shirts Airwalks not thongs He even understands the words to Pavement songs He's got his new guitar toys He loves Smudge and the Beastie Boys I wish I was him He gets the girls at his feet With all his cool friends He gets his records for free I wish I was him He has no enemies I wish I was him I feel much better now I've let it all out He's got big biceps and a masculine shout I don't want to sound like I'm trying to be mean But he plays guitar much faster than me I wish I was him He gets the girls at his feet With all his cool friends He gets his records for free I wish I was him He has no enemies I wish I was him I wish I was him He gets the girls at his feet I wish I was him He has no enemies With all his cool friends He gets his records for free I wish I was him I wish I was him