Noise Addict - My Pathetic Friend lyrics

She told me I'm a lot like a late night talk show You wait long enough all's revealed, and then it's gone Coffee keeps me alive on my late night talk show Then I change as I leave the live studio And everybody knows that casualness causes casualties You wouldn't guess that it's mostly my fault And every show s**s as a result of me You've now seen all the possibilities My pathetic friend It's been a tough week on the late night talk show I just can't afford what I need to know Gotta get away from the late night talk show Gotta drive as far as the car will go And everybody knows that casualness causes casualties You wouldn't guess that it's mostly my fault And every show s**s as a result of me You've now met both my personalities My pathetic friend Attack the viewers God knows they've seen it all before Just keep your mouth shut God knows I've heard it all before Will you be a guest on my late night talk show Just relax and I'll give you the third degree Do you want a job on my late night talk show You can be the director and f** with me And everybody knows that casualness causes casualties You wouldn't guess that it's mostly my fault And every show s**s as a result of me You've now met both my personalities My pathetic friend My pathetic friend Is me, is me My pathetic friend Is me, is me