(30...29...28...27...26...25...) This segment of the program serves two purposes The first being to give the CD listener an opportunity to pause and reflect As a vinyl listener would upon changing from side one to two Secondly, it allows Noise Addict to fulfill any contractual obligation Stateside or otherwise Pertaining to the legal duration of a full-length CD We hope that you've enjoyed side one And Noise Addict humbly offer you side two in its entirety Without further interruption (*ding*)