Nofx - Idiot Son Of An Asshole lyrics

He's not smart, a C student And that's after buying his way into school Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic Can he read? No one's really quite sure He signs stuff and he executes people Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends Cocaine and a little drunk driving Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief. Idiot son of an a**hole He's the idiot son of an a**hole Idiot son of an a**hole He's the idiot son of an a**hole Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track, I'm putting a week back on the shelf, Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States, But then I woke up, and realized I'm still me. He's too dumb, to eat pretzels, apparently smart enough to fix an election. Moved boldly into the White House, but most people voted against him. He likes naps, He really likes naptime, A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed, He may be from Bush decent, but he's always gonna be the unpresident. Idiot son of an a**hole He's the idiot son of an a**hole Idiot son of an a**hole He's the idiot son of an a**hole Idiot son of an a**hole He's the idiot son of an a**hole He's our president!