Nofx - My Vagina lyrics

My vagina has two sets of lips But I don't get monthly blood drips My vagina hardly even used My vagina's got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and made it an in Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond Operation successfull But now I gotta pee Through a miniature hole Gotta remember to put the seat down And when I wipe my a** I go from front to back Cause I don't want a bladder infection I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans I traded it in for a pair of huge cans Now I get to hang with lesbians Operation paid up front Now I show all my friends My new designer c*nt They think I'm kinda weird But that's OK with me Cause now I kick their a** Playing from the ladies tee Theres nothing finer than having a vagina