Nofx - Monosylabic Girl lyrics

I take her to the aquarium, she says, "Shark" I take her to the planetarium, she says, "Dark" I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl Now she says, "Sure" and "Cool" and "Yeah" She's my Monosyllabic girl I take her to the university, she says, "Huh" I take her to our anniversary, she says, "One" I take her to the j**elry store, I said, "Diamonds", she said, "Pearl" Oh, everyone knows I'm in love with a Monosyllabic girl You know everyone knows I'm in love with a Monosyllabic girl