NoEmotion - Ripped Wrestler Speedo lyrics

Ripped Wrestler Speedo Verse 1 Do I really have to catch 649 Pokemon? 69 is fun when I'm on top Not even a supervillain named Stop-Man can stop me If you wanna get high for free just start spinning around Hold on let me drink some beer Everything is ok as long as Mr. T is here What do you mean “why am I here early?” I'm here for the worms I just learned that babies are just little people I'm sorry seafood, please forgive me I feel like Supafly Jimmy Snuka – I got the hook-up Britney Spears is my mom - Alaikum Salaam I wanna do a puppet show with Uncle Joey from Full House I'm going outside to smoke this blunt there's too many n***as in the house I use jerk sauce to jerk my chicken Your girl don't want an employee, she wants a big boss man Where's my weed at? Please stop calling me a reject Arrr Matey! I'm a pirate, give me your booty! Ask a Jamaican what ja makin' Bloodclot, ackee and saltfish Give me a kiss on the tip of my dick -hook- She don' want a little man to caress her She wan' big man to slam like a wrestler Slam like a wrestler, slam like a wrestler She wan' big man to slam like a wrestler -repeat- Verse 2 My girl Randy likes to call me Macho Man Hi, I'm a Big Deal like my name is The Big Deal You look delicious can I have a bite? After your bedtime story it's time to say goodnight I walk the streets, cuz only b**hes side-walk Let's walk to Wal-Mart and buy some walkie talkies Oh it's summertime already? What the f**? It's bad luck not to tie your shoes I'm just another black man with some white man blues Hey n***a help me find Blue's Clues I don't wanna pick, you choose You better get home right now mommy is looking for you Let's see some twerk teen teamwork Have you ever jerked off in the ocean I would gladly pay you for a hamburger on Tuesday for a hamburger today G'way from me, g'way from me now Go into the store and buy some sardines and bread I hate having to teach a woman how to give head It's not like I know how to s** dick I'm so glad I don't have to work this weekend I'm from Jamaica, I live right near da beach Smoke weed and listen to Bob Marley -hook-