NoEmotion - Rafiki Freeky lyrics

Verse 1: My p**y hurts because I stepped on it's tail The lady at the post office hates me because I never check my mail I'm a black motherf**er, I f** black mothers Make sure you come back home for supper My girlfriend said she wants to have a talk when I get home Whenever I drink Johnny Walker it makes me go walking Vegeta has more pride than a group of lions If I told you I had no emotion would you think I was lying? I'm hungry as a hungry Hungarian My friend Gary just married a girl named Mary I save my money for a rainy day so I can make it rain Merry Christmas! I wanna eat at Bubba Gump shrimp I wanna fight Xzibit for never pimping my ride Me and Clyde collided on the waterslide If you're gonna smoke cigarettes please go outside I just smoked a blunt with Timon and Pumba Cactuses will grow without roots or water There should be a strand of sativa called GoldenMask Blanka was created by Dhalsim when he was a scientist I have s** and take sh**s like a lion Stop crying and put the gun down and talk to me Listen my son, walk with me I'm going to jail for a long time, I love you and your mother -hook- I've got three uncles that talk like Rafiki *repeat* Verse 2: I hate it when I have to cough when I record my music *cough cough* sorry Come to my house and party I bought some liquor There's a mouse in my house, there's a mouse in my house If you follow everybody on Twitter you'll never lead your own life Please cut off the light, I'm trying to go to sleep If you stare at the sun you will be blinded by God's glory I cried when Crixus died with no glory My story hasn't started yet this is only the index I love all of the African people that are singing in this song It's funny cuz I'm one of them What's up with all the Asian kids bringing suitcases to school? Sometimes I wonder what Stevie Wonder dreams about Have you ever eaten Skittles and M&Ms at the same time? I call female mechanics “ratchet hoes” You can get a lot of hoes at Home Depot This girl wants me to go to the swap meet b**h it's a flea market My girl needs to learn English so she can understand my s** talk I love how female lions walk If I was a lion I would have s** and sleep all of the time Once upon a time time didn't exist I don't wanna die like Mufasa Somebody please call my mama Life is like a box of chocolates and then you get fat If you have any questions the answer is “don't ask” Look at my mask, it's Golden Don't ask who am I - NoEmotion -hook-