NoEmotion - Platypus Moaning lyrics

(Oh I was almost rid of em, and I would have done it to if it haddent been for you meddling kids!) (Ugh!) (Yeah) (NoEmotion) (Perplexed) (Yeah, Yeah) (Perplexed) Verse 1 Fall down b**h I ain't gonna pick ya back up, NoEmotion and Perplexed, Twistin it up Stay down ima stomp on them double D cups I used to look fruity but I diddent change colors, mom had an abortion so I dident have a brother (Good!) I woulda had ta k** his a** anyways, now tie thoes f**in tubes, and never open up thoes legs Or im gonna break em, Momma don't make me break em! Damn I guess there broken, look, just look at it The bones poking right through the skin, again and again Look at all the blood again, I k**ed my dad last week, should have done em both today, now im acting like a freak Whats wrong with me? I should be just fine, just pop some more pills fast, im runnin out of time I'm sweatin now its drippin from my forehead, you can hear it hit the floor thats when you know, the bodies dead I stop dead in my tracks though something caught my eyes, its turning red and blue I see the flashing lights Its the cops now, im dipping but theres now way out, tear gas the whole room and blew a whole right in my mouth (Yeah Perplexed NoEmotion hit me up!) (Yeah! Ugh!) Perplexed told me to hit em up, so I hit em with a suplex Who wants some cammel piss soup next? I watched my neighbor get arrested at 3 a clock in the morning Morning wood is the hardest for my wife to chop down When I was rubbing her nipples she was moaning like a platypus I never realized your whole family was coming with us I had a Mexican girl think it was s**y to lick salsa off my ball sack Information is critical to power, You are given a limited amount of hours Don't be a coward stand up and fight back, I tired and then I got stabbed Are you sad because your dad came out the closet? I thought we was playin hide and seek, why the f** did you just leave me! Stop being so arrogant you ain't sh**, you should try parenting your kids smell like sh** Learn your history and learn about hatred I'm a real boy like pinocchio, I'm a real kid Girls always say damn, that's real big Why do you need to drink to get social, your not aloud in the social club you are not a noble Time to go to Barnes and Nobel and look for some p**y Which one of you dumb b**hes is getting advice from Snookie Lookie lookie at them titties Wheres the bathroom I have to pee pee I wanna see the 3D version of Three Ninjas I saw 3 n***as pissin in the same toilet at the same time I think im in the wrong club, If the glove don't fit buy a magnum This girls p**y felt like it was filled with peanut bu*ter She shaved her pubes in honor of the twin towers Hey, does anybody dress as gladiators? I'm a casual beer drinker, I'm drunk as f** Does anybody have some clean piss I can borrow? I promise i'll pay you back tomorrow (Look at my mask its golden, don't ask who am i, NoEmotion!) (Yeahhhhh) (Meddling kids) (Ughh NoEmotion, Perplexed) (Ugh Ugh Ugh Ugh Ugh...)