Hey, can I borrow that? I promise I'll give it back next time But take a good look at it, you'll never see it again I'll steal anything, just as long as it's collectible But if you steal something better than me I'll turn you in Yes, we are record thieves Existing to please ourselves If you invite us in, keep watch on you record shelves If we can't have it, no one can So if you have something we want We'll ask to borrow it for just a few days And forevermore it will be gone Hey, be careful when you pick that up Don't get fingerprints on the cover, that album is rare Oh, what? That's yours? Oh yeah, I borrowed it a year ago So go ahead and thrash it, ya know I don't really care