You're feeling really good and smart You pa**ed your test with a high score of 93 But it doesn't really matter 'cause you smashed your car Time to return to the DMV Parking tickets, too much money, fifty dollar fines Sweaty people, last one in a fifty mile line Make an appointment now if you can't drive It's time you learn Just get in the back of the line What do you get, what do I get, what do we get? Nothing in return We make better drivers and make sure the roads are safe Then how come kids are dying in car accidents every day? We have the best facilities for learning satisfaction First they took my license and then my registration Can't stop getting tickets Don't have the time or money, man Now they're gonna impound my car DMV