They say, "Please, please" Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I get so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs There's clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right, here I am Stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face Lose control, yeah, I'm all over the place There's clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right, here I am Stuck in the middle with you Oh well, you started off with nothing And you're proud that you're a self made man, yeah, you are And your friends, they all come calling Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please" Come on Well, I'm trying to make some sense of it all But I can see it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? 'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore There's clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right, here I am Stuck in the middle with you Well, you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a self made man But and your friends, they all come calling Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please" Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right Well, I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right, here I am Stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you One more time, stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you