Ninja Sex Party - NSP Theme Song lyrics

Running really fast Jumping super high Flipping over sh** Making stuff explode Flipping over more sh** Fighting lots of guys Writing kick-a** jams Doing other things Giving you the sauce That's what we do cause We are Ninja Sex Party Shooting music all over your body I'm Danny Sexbang Check out my kung fu I'm getting s**y (unh!) I'm getting s**y for you And Ninja Brian Is fast and deadly Stabbing dudes And then writing tasty medleys Are you seduced yet? No need to answer Tonight we're gonna rock you Even though you didn't ask us to! Slapping unicorns Going into space Breaking out of jail Trying on some bras Don't worry - they're man-bras. Clapping way too long Listening to ham Blowing up the Sun Wearing tiny hats And now you know that We are Ninja Sex Party Musically seducing all the hotties Brian's a ninja Danny's a hot j** And we are best friends (yeah!) And we are best friends it's true Don't try to stop us We're on a mission Every girl Must now make The Decision Which to have with s** with No need to answer I know it's Danny Sexbang He's the handsomer of the two...and Ninja Brian's fat. Oh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry. That came out wrong. I didn't mean to call you fat. I meant stupid. And ugly. And fat. (Fat!)