Ninja Sex Party - Manticore lyrics

Way back in olden ancient Greece Lived a most ferocious beast With eyes of flame and teeth of steel On human flesh it feast Standing over 10 feet tall No man escaped its roar (Roar!) Behold, my friends and foes alike The dreadful Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! The Manticore feels happiness Whenever you feel sad Because you got kicked in the junk The Manticore is glad The Manticore invented d**h And all things that are bad He'll k** your sister just for fun And make out with your dad Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! He'll enroll you in the school of pain And then teach the cla** He'll kick your a** in with his feet And then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic a** Don't give him sa** He ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew Turns out that guy was you And yet you're there There can only be one explanation And that's that you're a zombie Now I'm scared It's not like there wasn't enough on my mind With the Manticore Manticore, where are you now? Are you gone forever? Oh no, wait -- there you are. He'll steal your girlfriend in the night And then he'll steal your soul He'll have a threesome with them both That's just how he rolls You may want to cry out loud "Manticore, you are wrong!" Too bad he already k**ed your a** In the first verse of this song. Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!