Ninja Sex Party - Accept My Shaft lyrics

Hey, how you doin' (Oooh) Thanks for coming to my studio apartment... Got some sh** to say (That's right) The times we've had The times we've missed The times we've embraced And the times we've kissed The times we've loved And the times we've laughed Now it's time... To accept my shaft Wo-oah! My shaft The times we've spent The times we've shared The times we've shown each other Just how much we care The times we've lived All the times for reflection Now you must survive... My thunderous erection Wo-oah It's enough of a shaft... My shaft Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh! Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh! Don't leave, don't run! You are the only one! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!) I can be myself around! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!) I've come undone! You are the only one! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!) Who can lift my heart up off the ground! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!) The times behind And the times foretold Forgive me if I'm being Just a bit too bold But our sweet love Won't be forsaken Once you are Gargling my bacon Ooh, the times we've seen And the times ahead Grab a couple pillows And get on that bed You'll want to lay back And clear your calendar Once I introduce you to my friend... Excalibur (Excalibur, Excalibur) You take me higher! You set my loins afire! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!) You are the slam pig I desire! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!) Dear god, I'll plow... you all around the house! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!) 'Cause you lift my heart up off the ground! (Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh!) Lift my heart up off the ground But... try find a way to incorporate the shaft while you're doing so. Actually, you know what? Really concentrate on the shaft. More-so than the, uh... than the heart. The shaft should... definitely be your main focus. Can't stress that enough.