Ninja Sex Party - Road Trip lyrics

I met a girl a few weeks ago She's so smart and beautiful When she's around I feel my heartbeat Down in the very depths of my soul So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags We're going on a cross country trip Cause if this girl and I go on one more date We'll start a meaningful relationship (f** that! Woo!) Let's hit the road I was so close to Personal growth so California here I come (Haaa haa ha ha) I wanna bone Across the nation Let's bust a load of Summer fun I porked most of New York I banged 'em silly in Philly I had 'em screaming for Baltimore I slapped my groin on Des Moines And dropped my phallus in Dallas We're only half way through day four G-g-g-gave some C to DC Bust coconuts on Miami I shot puree on Santa Fe I gave some penix to Phoenix And my nuts rattled Seattle So hard they felt it in LA (Take that! Yeah!) Now here we are In California These girls are hot and Brian got us a new yacht (He k**ed the previous owner) Let's raise the sail for a gonad-venture This bo*er quest has just begun I left 'em smitten in Britain And had s** so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina Then things got beejy in Fiji I had a four-way in Norway And started breedin' with Sweden New Zealand got a blast of my semen I did some bu*t stuff with Russians Until they got a concussion I banged-ladesh! Now there's only one way to keep things fresh cause I conquered Earth It is time to move on Let's take a rocket Find some hot alien s*uts (Set phasers to thrust!) No time for spacesuits I am way too horny Let's show this Galaxy what's Haukkcckckckckckcckkckck...