Nine - The Germans At The Spa lyrics

[MAMA MADDELENA] Clear the decks, Be alert. [CHAMBERMAIDS] We'll clear the Decks, we'll be Alert. [MAMA MADDELENA] Fix your tie, fix Your shirt. [CHAMBERMAIDS] We'll fix our tie And shirt. [MAMA MADDELENA] Be prepared to Change a foreign Coin. [CHAMBERMAIDS] Deutschmarks, Francs, Kroner, Pfennigs, Shillings. [MAMA MADDELENA] You all know what To do. [CHAMBERMAIDS] We all know what To do. [MAMA MADDELENA] They're on their Way, you know Who. [CHAMBERMAIDS] They're on their Way, we know Who [MAMA MADDELENA] Eins, zwei, drei, Vier, funf, sechs, Sieben, acht, neun. [CHAMBERMAIDS] Eins, zwei, drei, Vier, funf, sechs, Sieben, acht, neun. The Germans at the spa, the Germans at The spa, They'll soon be arriving here to spend A lost weekend in Shangri-La. The Germans at the spa descend from German mounts. They've come to take the waters with The daughters of Italian counts. How we love to have the Germans at The spa. Carefully avoiding and slight faux pas. For the Germans at the spa, For the Germans At the spa, For the Germans alles must be perfect. The Germans are coming, The Germans Are coming, Roll out the wienerscnitz, roll out The wienerscnitz. They'll soon be arriving, the spa will Be thriving. They'll come, they'll sit, they'll Schvitz. They'll come, they'll sit, they'll Schvitz. Be sure there's lots of German music Playing. Und was du tust in meinem brust, O mein geliebter, o meine herz, alle Geliebter, und so weiter. [MAMA MADDELENA] Go mow the lawns. [CHAMBERMAIDS] I'll mow the Lawns. [MAMA MADDELENA] Go cool the beer. [CHAMBERMAIDS] I'll cool the beer. [MAMA MADDELENA] Go shell the Prawns. [CHAMBERMAIDS] I'll shell the Prawns. [MAMA MADDELENA] I think they're Here. [CHAMBERMAIDS] They're here. [GERMANS] Ve're here, ve're here, The Germans at the spa, the Germans at The spa. We just got in a minute ago, 'cause Germany is filled with snow. Together now hurrah for the Germans At the spa. [MAMA MADDELENA] Of anything the could have chosen, Why do they wear lederhosen? [GERMANS] How ve love to spielen at our favorite Spa, Carefully avoiding all the French Bourgeois, For the Germans at the spa, for the Germans at the spa, For the Germans alles must be German. The Germans are laughing, ve're all Photographing, Ve click the ha**elblad, ve click the Ha**elblad, Und jetzt ve're unpacking. If nothing is Lacking, Ve take a promenade, ve take a Promenade. And vot's that lovely music I hear Playing? Und was do tust in meinem brust, O mein geliebter, o meine herz, alle Geliebter, und so weiter [GERMAN 1] Just vunce a year I can romance Beneath the dance of an Italian Apricot moon, [GERMAN 2] Und vunce a year I can be more than Just another tycoon. Too soon this all shall pa**. [ITALIANS] The Germans at the spa Are eating halevah And closing a deal for oil with A noted Middle Easter shah. [GERMANS] Ve excercise by day, At night romantic play, I'm dancing with Isolde. When I Hold 'er evrything's o.k. [ITALIANS] How we love to see the Germans at the Spa. [GERMANS] How ve love to be the Germans at the Spa. [ALL] For the Germans at the spa, for the Germans at the spa, For the Germans Italy is heaven. [GERMANS] (The Germans are coming etc.) Just vunce A year We have the chance to find romance Beneath the dance Of an Italian apricot moon. Und vunce a year ve can be absolutely Free As if ve're floating like a helium Balloon. [ITALIANS] Be sure there's lots of German music Playing, How we love to have the Germans at The Spa!