Niko Is - Doobs of Hazard lyrics

I don't usually, uh, sip through Styrofoam cups. but for this song, I'll make an exception Yaknow? C'MON (Verse 1) Johnnie Walker in the gla**, straight, Hetero I'm in the fast lane, how slow will the pedal go ? Niko make the next right Take the roof off, burn one But I might crash call me Left Eye I feel like Thor when I drink whiskey and the Jack hammer Helps me with the confidence to date these lap dancers We go pound for pound just like a Black panther And they like me because I never have bad manners Going through their scandalous bodies While they're yelling out cat scan us! Open mind like Jack O lanterns But the afro is gangster like Alpo and the Black Hand Plus, we're in orlando where a bunch of bands s** I love them regardless, I hope they understand us People in my city are mad that I'm getting on Support traditional sh**, I sing a different song I read your lyrics, they were written wrong YAWN.. think about something sicker, here bro hit this bong I giggle at my haters and then I go kiss my mom My ego is big and strong,but now the feeling's gone The fountain of youth is what I'm sipping on But after that, I'll have a Kirin Ichiban.. Try a new position with a chick from Vietnam On a temperpedic pillow I keep sleeping on Weed farming in the future, hydroponic shrooms I like to light a doob and ride around to sonic youth Alternative medicine men lost in lollapalloza Fishscale flip mahi mahi tilapia tuna Getting mafia moola, Gracias, I'm Gotti to ya Rastafari buddha, I'm Sela**ie the ruler Party and pop bottles with models up in Cuba Waterfall cool, chill out dude wooozahhhhhhh Black tie binocular, the mafia look Like a Francis Ford Coppola book.. I'm Ron Paul with a blonde doll and I got these boxes of kush.. On the darjeeling limited eating Baba ghanoush.. After that, let the tilapia cook.. Mariate it in lime, it'll take time...loco I heard from the grape vine that I am off the books Tell my hators I'm in labor, all I need is a push.. Ha, This is Chill nye It's the sh** you listen to when you're real high You know that I feel fly Let me introduce you to Chill Nye..