Nik Kershaw - Can't Get Arrested lyrics

You've got to laugh though it's not funny You've got to laugh, or you would surely cry Can't buy a chance for love or money Can't get arrested however hard you try Your heart is numb, you've screamed and shouted Banged on the door relentlessly They should have come, no doubt about it To lock you up and throw away the key You've got to laugh though it's not funny You've got to laugh, or you would surely cry Can't buy a chance for love or money Can't get arrested however hard you try It's so unfair how unfair this is You've done some things beyond the pale You've broken hearts and stolen kisses Still not enough to get you into gaol Well, it must feel like you're invisible Say, do they know that you're alive So what you gonna try now? Hey what you gonna try? And now it's time to rest your poor head You tried it all, you tried it all You might as well have stayed in your bed You might as well be a flower on the wall You've got to laugh though it's not funny You've got to laugh, or you would surely cry Can't buy a chance for love or money Can't get arrested however hard you try