Flash a million dollar smile Begin to speak and all the while Your actions say you're filled with rage You're counting lives like coins backstage Oh, you're happy as a pig in sh** Oh, you're happy as a pig in sh** Oh, you're happy as a pig in sh** A pig in sh**! But really you've a grand design Of mudslinging to undermine Opinions of any of those Potential foes who might oppose The master plan. We must preserve The privileges which we deserve American prosperity Forever for posterity Thick as thieves, sly as a fox Right as rain and hard as rock Colder than a witch's tit Happy as a pig in sh**!