Nick Cannon - Phuckin' Awesome lyrics

[Verse 1:] That's my weird friend Frank right there My black friend Eddie yea he lives upstairs His girlfriend Gurt she's t**ng on the chair Friends are a virtue I got em all here Got a gay friend who lives in Rusida Last name Jenkins first name Peta Think that's ironic no me neither But his t-shirt says I love divas Friend [?}] smoke alot of chiba Politically correct yea cronic [?] Then there's Evalisa believes she a diva These are my friends and I'll never ever leave em I need em [Chorus 1:] Dude you're me bro ohh, no matter where you go I'm right here if you need me, if you need me If you need me, oh i'm right here [Chorus 2:] He's cool and she's cool Cool with everybody in the party Cause we're phuckin awesome We're phuckin awesome Oh we're phuckin awesome Yea, yea, yea, yea We're phuckin awesome (repeat x2) f**ing awesome, awesome [x4] [Verse 2:] Young cats wanna act low pro Hit em with new shots a patron [?] wanna bang your moms She's a milf but you're still my bro It's no problem if she follows [?] c**aine leave us home alone Dude how rad I could be your step dad Slumber parties every night That's so kick a** [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2] [Bridge:] Dude you are the coolest You're the coolest Dude you're so cool that I wouldn't even f** your sister I want to but I wouldn't Just give, just give me a hug dude I phuckin love you dude Nick Cannon rules, we're the phuckin awesome [Chorus 2]