Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD - Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates lyrics

Steve Jobs Let me just step right in, I got things to invent I'm an innovator, baby, change the world Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl I'm a pimp, you're a nerd, I'm slick, you're cheesy Beating you is Apple II easy I make the product that the artist chooses And the GUI that Melinda uses I need to bring up some basic sh** Why'd you name your company after your dick? Bill Gates You blow, Jobs, you arrogant prick With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head With your own little spinning beach ball of d**h Hippie, you got given up at birth I give away your net worth to AIDS research Combine all your little toys and I still crush that iPhone? iPad? I pwn, I smack Steve Jobs A man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes Bill Gates Well, Steve you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard, Wozniak, write these raps for you too? Steve Jobs: Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple Bill Gates: I tripled the profits on a PC Steve Jobs: All the people with the power to create use an Apple Bill Gates: And people with jobs use PC Steve Jobs: You know, I bet they made this beat on an Apple Bill Gates: Nope, Fruity Loops, PC Steve Jobs: You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple Bill Gates: Well, you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC Steve Jobs Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few 'Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you I built a legacy, son, you could never stop it Now excuse me, while I turn heaven a profit Bill Gates Fine, you wanna be like that? Die then The whole world loved you but you were my friend I'm alone now with nothing but power and time And no one on Earth who can challenge my mind I'm a boss, I own DOS, your future is my design! I'm a God, own Xbox, now there's no one to stop me The world is mine! HAL 9000 I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me I'm the power of mind you could never be I'll beat your a** in chess and Jeopardy I'm running C++ saying, "Hello world" I'll beat you till your singing 'bout a daisy girl I'm coming out the socket, nothing you can do can stop it I'm on your lap and in your pocket How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket? Your cortex just doesn't impress me So go ahead try to Turing test me I stomp on a Mac and a PC too I'm on Linux b**h, I thought you GNU My CPU's hot but my core runs cold Beat you in seventeen lines of code I think different from the engine of the days of old Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya