Frank Whats wrong with your face baby, yikes With those teeth when you through there'll be no dust left to bite Christ newsflash, kid this is show business Show some cla** when you dress, shave that bush off your lip Boom, your bands named Queen, huh? Ain't that sweet You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat That's what's wrong with you people, you'll do anything to get famous You changed your name to Mercury, you should've been Freddie Uran*s Freddie You think I haven't heard those things before You're just a bully who's too scared to go to a war You had a hit song called "My Way" but someone else wrote it Your the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents You've got four notes in your whole range, you can't act and you can't dance I'm more powerful than you when I'm wearing women's pants Why do you stand there in a suit? It's like you're trying to bore me When I rock the UK, South America gets horny Because my songs have balls, they're the anthems of victory Your music is like the soundtrack to a vasectomy You're in the pocket of the Mafia and everybody knows it Guinea Dago, Guinea Dago? Guinea Dago Figaro Frank Easy jaws of life, I can't stand a racist I love the coloreds and the queers, just ask Sammy Davis Look, we all wanna swing, baby, but you took it too far You played bu*thole roulette and you lost the draw Freddie I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed I didn't leave a mark on history, I French kissed it I'm a champion of the world, extinguished in his prime So kiss my a**, Frankie, but you'll have to wait in line