Mr. Telephone man There's something wrong with my line, When I dial my baby's number I get a click everytime Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time When I dial 611 to be at service She said "Hello may I help you please?" I told her something must be wrong With my phone Cause my baby wouldn't hang up on me Mr. Telephone Man There something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a Click every time Mr. Telephone Man There something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a Click every time She let the phone ring 20 times Before she answered Let me tell you what happened then (ah) A minute later I got the operator Saying please hang up and place Your call again Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with My line When I dial my baby's number I get a click everytime Mr. Telephone Man, Something's wrong with my line I try to dial her number I get a click everytime Some strange man is on the telephone (the telephone) He keeps telling me my baby Aint home (that she's not home) She ain't got no party line (Oo Oo) This situation's blowing my mind (Oo Oo) Oh, I just can't take it anymore Please operator See what you can do, I dialed the right number But I still couldn't get through Could you just check the line Just one more time if you can I'm pretty sure her phone Wouldn't be answered by no man Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with My line When I dial my baby's number I get a click everytime Mr. Telephone Man, Something's wrong with my line I try to dial her number I get a click everytime Must be a bad connection I give her my love and affection I just can't take this no more This situation's blowing my mind blowing my mind Can't get my baby on the line I tried dialing information (Mr. Telephone Man) I can't get no cooperation (Mr. Telephone Man) Cause he's still on the phone telling me my baby Aint at home Come on baby I just can't take it any more Help me out please Mr. Telephone Man Help me out please Mr. Telephone Man