Nerf Herder - Rappin' Nerf Rap lyrics

YEAH! Well I'm MC Parry and I'm here to say That I came all the way from Goleta Way And I'm recording in this old studio Just standing around, kicking up the show With Steve. He's playing the beat. And Charlie's playing on the ba** you see Yeah Stevie Steve, on the drums Oooh, Charlie... pickin' with his thumb On the ba**. Can you feel it. Here it comesm Makes you want to kneel On the ground. And shke it all around. And make a barking sound. I'll tell you a story about a guy He comes from Montecido. He's got a big eye. And he's got a tattoo on his a**. He's a big old punk rocker from the past. Yeah he acts like a homeless man But he lives in a palace in Montecido Land. He's got a can of... Budweiser! Yeah all these punks. They think they're tough. Yeah they walk around with tattoos all over their mugs They say "I'm a big punk and I come from the city... ...I come from the city. Where life is sh**ty... And I'm mad. Cause my dad He took away my rad Corvette! So I'm sitting at home on the sofa I don't get a check. Yeah I'm a lazy boy Hey f** you! I'm a punker! That means I can come around and play a stumper... on you! Yeah! I got my backup band. They're Bon Jovi. That's all right. Cause I'm rockin', dont ya know me? I'm a tough guy. I got a piercing in my ear. I've got a tattoo from here to here. Yeah, I'm cool. I got 500 dollars invested on the roses around my collar stuck on there by a guy with a needle needle... needle... needle... yeah I'm BAD. I'm Rad. And my tennis shoes... they're pumped up. They're iron clad. I'm so mean. My girlfriend's a p**no queen! Yeah! YOU su*k. Yeah I hate you! Your lousy music is phony. And you come from a big old house on a hill And you play in a club and you act like you will be true. But you're not. What does your name rhyme with... uh... I dunno."