Met a girl at the movies She was so beautiful She was the one for me So I asked her if I could call her at home She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn" So I followed her into the theater And found a seat that was right behind her Smelled her hair, smelled her sweater then I touched myself Feeling bad about myself again Feeling bad oh yeah Feeling bad about myself again today At the school, at the rock show At the rollercade, everywhere I go People are smiling It's always been the same They're wearin' groovy clothes Check me out I'm lame Paid for a membership down at the local gym Tired of getting dumped, let's get really pumped Thought I'd look like Henry Rollins But I still look like Phil Collins Feeling bad about myself again Feeling bad oh yeah Feeling bad about myself again today oh yeah We were in Disneyland We were up on the Matterhorn You were sitting between my legs Your bu*tocks were soft and warm You reached around And together we made love But that was just a dream. Just a dream. Just a crazy dream. OOH! Feeling bad about myself again Feeling bad oh yeah Feeling bad about myself again today Oh yeah! Feeling bad about myself again First to be the last one picked first I'm feeling bad today Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah!