"The Ninja Empire!" TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNOSAURUS REX 65 million years ago It was the Dinosaur's time to go! So the Technosaurus donned his 3d gla**es And time travelled to the nineties to go kick some arses! He went to a Rick Astley gig Whilst wearing a Multicoloured techno wig He shot a laserbeam from the sky Towards Rick, Why oh Why? He stole Rick Astley's WTF-12 And from his remains he built a shelf He lunged torward the stage and took up the Mic And began to bust some moves that were out of sight! A wave of pure awesome swept the land And on the stage appeared his Dinosaur band They began to play their pre-historic song About box kites flying in Hong kong To the top of the charts they did fly Making all of the young ladies cry Their ma**ive tunes moved the dance floor The crowd they cheered and cheered for... TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNOSAURUS REX "Only the complete Golden Ninja Warrior can give us supreme power." "There's only one person who has our Ninja stars!" "You mean Yamato?" Technosaurus Rex was the king of the scene The best anyone had ever seen When they played their prehistoric songs Everyone began to sing along! At the top of the charts they remained Shredding melodies that were nigh on insane Their ma**ive tunes were played everywhere There was just nobody else who could compare to... TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNO TECHNO TECHNOSAURUS TECHNOSAURUS REX TECHNOSAURUS REX "Your technique is still very good." "And so is yours." "You must stop your master from annoying Tamashii's sister." "If you stop yours first. You want the Golden Ninja Warrior all for yourself!" AAAAAAAAAAAARHSEUKFGBJLDFGHUKDFMNFIPSDBFASNOFBFSDJGNIODFBNG CBVKXCNGVUOSDNFPIASHRBLWADHKAWHDUISEKGNSDRIGHOSELFBAWWWWOOOOOOOHHHH