Neonifur - Magical Mystery Christmas lyrics

CHRISTMAS IS HERE AND CHRISTMAS IS MINE NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED ANY CHRISTMAS I WILL DRINK CHRISTMAS WITH WHISKEY AND WINE NO I WILL NOT SHARE MY CHRISTMAS I'LL EXTRACT THE CHRISTMAS FROM CHRISTMASSY LIMES ITS ALL MINE, ITS ALL MY CHRISTMAS I'LL SNORT CHRISTMAS UNTIL I FEEL FINE DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY CHRISTMAS I'LL OPEN MY PRESENTS, TO SEE WHAT I'VE GOT NONE FOR YOU THE CHRISTMAS IS ALL MINE I'LL JACK UP MY CHRISTMAS IN A PARKING LOT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY CHRISTMAS IM THE MASTER OF CHRISTMAS, LIKE NO-ONE BEFORE CHRISTMAS BELONGS TO ME PISS OFF I PAINT MY HOUSE CHRISTMAS FROM THE ROOF TO THE FLOOR NO-ONE'S ALLOWED INSIDE. MY. CHRISTMAS!! WHEN I GO OUTSIDE, CHRISTMAS FALLS FROM THE SKY SO I STEAL IT ALL AND TAKE IT INSIDE SOMETIMES I SMOKE IT AND GET REALLY HIGH FROM THE SPIRIT OF -MY- LOVELY CHRISTMAS I GET A BIT CONFUSED SO I GO TO THE SHOPS MAYBE ILL ROB ALL THEIR PISSING TINSEL RUB MY FACE ON ALL THE CHRISTMAS TOPS PUT MY NAME ON ALL OF THE CHRISTMAS I GET ARRESTED FOR MY CHRISTMAS JOY THEYRE TRYING TO STEAL MY BLOODY CHRISTMAS I'LL FEND THEM OFF WITH THIS CHRISTMAS TOY FEAR THE POWER OF MY THROBBING CHRISTMAS BREAK FREE AND RUN FOR MY CHRISTMAS LIFE THEY CANT STOP ME BECAUSE I AM CHRISTMAS I'LL END MYSELF WITH A CHRISTMAS KNIFE NOBODY CAN HAVE CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS TIME. IS. ALL. MINE.