NemRaps - The Science Report lyrics

[Verse] 14 year old freshman, Carolina backwoods I'll probably get an "A" on this paper, yeah, it's that good Always got up early so I could jump in the shower first A bowl of oatmeal and cartoons, about an hour's worth Went to grab some clothes, holy crap, this is awkward I guess last night I forgot to wash some boxers Should I go commando, or grab the pair from yesterday? These are my only options? There's gotta be a better way Got on the bus, always sat in the back end I'm sorry Ms. Parks, but this is where the action happens Some really grimy stuff was going down and then some That's a story for another time, let's get back to this one First period, our cla** was in a trailer Can't remember the teacher's name, but I knew I used to hate her She said, "Anthony, did you bring in your report?" I said, "yeah, it's right here" instead of giving a smart retort This was a chemistry cla**, we had to bring up A science-related topic on anything we could think up I gave a smirk, me being an a** and all I did my report on Tetrahydrocannabinol I remember the teacher's face when I stood up And once I said "weed", the whole cla** looked up Everybody was smiling, I spoke so eloquent Breaking down the different connections of every element Who knew that they would be interested in marijuana? I smashed that speech, a young President Obama I finished my report, the kids started to rise I got a standing ovation, I couldn't believe my eyes The teacher looked shocked, I remember so vividly I threw my hands up in the applause, total victory I was so co*ky that I even took a bow That's when I heard a "rip", nobody's clapping now Silence turned to giggling, giggling turned to laughter My pants split up the middle, man, what a freakin' disaster The rip was in the front too, remember, no underwear The cla** saw my dangling balls, everybody stared If I was white, I would've been redder than a solo cup I ran to my seat, used my right hand to hold my nuts Jerks started whistling, girls started whispering Jacket 'rounnd my waist, hoping I never go through this again