NemRaps - The Crazy Chick lyrics

[Verse] No time was better than my freshman year at college Everything was solid up in UNC Charlotte The parties were bangin', alcohol kept me faded But let me tell you the tale of this girl I once dated Little cute chick, she was shy yet bubbly Three weeks into dating and she told me that she loved me I was like: "Uh... I love you too?" But honestly, I was too young to know what love was, dude She loved the fact that I was a rapper, actually One night in her dorm, we was making out on the couch and she Pulled away really fat and grabbed my face and said "rap to me" I was shocked but she was serious, I had to speak I started spitting some quick bars from a song I knew Lil' Cease and Lil' Kim's song "Crush on You" I was like: "CDs with crazy ba**, keep my lady laced Don't be fooled by the baby face" She let out a squeal and grabbed me by my shirt "Oh my God, I love that song", she started rapping Kim's verse "Aiyyo shorty, won't you go get a bag of the lethal I'll be undressed in the bra, all see-through" I just sat there and watched as she danced around She sang the whole damn song as she pranced around She said: "Hold on, I gotta show you something" She ran to back, I was like "this chick is buggin'" 10 minutes later, she walked into the front room She came out wearing something like a Lil' Kim costume Blue wig, blue lips, long feather boa She needed a mic, so she grabbed a bottle of Head and Shoulders She danced to Lil' Kim's album all night, yo It was 5% s**y, 95% psycho I let her dance and pretended I wasn't creeped out Later she fell asleep, that's when I got my chance to sneak out Shot her a text to say I needed to go and study I'll catch up with you later this week, see ya buddy Now that's not the end of the story, nah, I ain't done yet I was 18 and I just got my refund check One thing you oughtta know about me is When I was young, I was at the strip clubs like every other weekend We grab a table, started pulling out our dollars Ladies all around, we started acting like some ballers The DJ said: "Alright! Attention to the stage Put ya hands together for Ms. Petite Rage!" I turned around and whispered "hol' up" and I froze up My roomate started laughing then he punched me in the shoulder Petite Rage was the girl that I was dating Now she's on the stage, shakin' booty for Satan Those were the same moves she did in the apartment But now she's wearing hot pink Lil' Kim garments My boys laughing so hard, they spilled my sweet tea I ducked behind the waitress so the chick wouldn't see me We left the venue, dudes sitll makin' fun of me I was dating a stripper and a Lil' Kim wannabe