{Verse 1} My role model ain't got tits or genitalia He's more harrier saving the planet Of Corneria It's scarier than a Siberian with malaria Lickin it's trainer like an angry venario carrier you amateur Push me off the edgemont I damage ya Reputation it's high school over again Im Anika Hernia disrupted please call up a burier All that liquor hit the muscle breaking through the Fascia Happily ever afters not an option if your Dracula Drinking the blood of a victim hit by a freakin Acura Actor is what I should be instead switched minds With RL Stine became the most sinister writer Wrote a book called molestation of Pied Piper Beware a baby lover in search of a dirty diaper swipe her No one conversates anymore this is probably why my mind is so warped I met a prostitute on skid row just talked I didn't bone Asked her where you from? she said I don't know I-DA-HO I know some of you got the joke but she was it's a fact not a roast can we toast? You drunk going in raw till you bluer than Avatar Hats off like Mazel tov in a woman that's really skunk Damn must've been drunk cut off every finger but the thumb now your eligible to Play seven up And I don't give a crap like Cheese & Milk defends lactose intolerance becoming a friend again I'mma tell all of you idiots it's just a mixtape I don't have to say nothin {Hook}