Neil Patrick Harris - Neil's Turn lyrics

Verse 1: Have they all gone? Yes! It's Neil's turn No more writers to whine Now the whole show is mine Verse 2: No more Nathan With his bean dip Say goodnight, Frankenstein ‘Cause it's my turn to shine Verse 3: I can do all of their jobs I can just play with these knobs And I'll sound fine Verse 4: It's a one-man Like Hal Holbrook Like that showcase for Liza It's “Neil with an I” Verse 5: Hey Felicia You were great, kid But you just had to die ‘Cause there's no “Team” in “I” Verse 6: I'll sing my own harmonies I'll go as low as I please Or I'll go high Verse 6: Welcome everybody to my commentary I've got so much talent it's a little scary Is my every random thought insightful – very Not just entertaining; I'm luminary Verse 7: I'll charm the chicks Are those things real? Ha! Do magic tricks Was it the Three of Clubs? Ho! Lay down some tap And I can rap Verse 8: My name is Neil and I'm here to say… No I can't rap That was painful Let's move on the the part Where I talk about art Verse 9: Look at that shot We used cameras There's a boom guy in frame He was great – What's his name? Verse 10: What was his name? What should I say? The choices are endless And here I am at last, alone, and friendless No I'm not friendless I've got some friends They'll be here when this ends If this ends