Neil Patrick Harris - 2012 Tony's Recap Song lyrics

So that's it! Congratulations to all our winners I usually close the show with a song But I've just been told we're running over Which is a shame, cause, I don't know Uh, it was a good one, but... If I had time, I'd Sing a little song recapping these awards A jazzy diddy set to introspective chords With lyrics that would cite Who won and lost tonight With jokes we'd have to write midshow They'd all be on-topic and each one would rhyme But there's no time If I had time I'd say how Once won once, won twice, then Once won more In fact it pretty much won everything but Score How Clybourne Park took Play We made Hugh Jackman's day Is Harvey Firestein gay? Who knows? Then joked that Mike Nichols had just earned his dime But there's no time I'd mention Judith and Judy and Tracie as Judy And Audra, I know what a shock Ferris with clappers and Christian's kidnappers And Christians who rolled with the flock Oh jeez did those Jesuses rock What a crime That due to certain people's speeches running long You'll never get a chance to hear my clever song Although I could ask less The head of CBS Hey Les do you say yes or no? The network has spoken, it's telling me I'm Completely out...of... [CBS Production Staff] And we are clear Thank you everyone, that's a wrap