There's no business like stealing Like no business I know Everything about it is appealing Stealing everything that traffic will allow Nowhere could you get that happy feeling When you are stealing people like show people There's no stealing like stealing show people The headaches, the heartaches The back aches, the flops Even when you are stealing The turkey that you know will fold You may be stealing out in the cold Then you wouldn't change it for a sack of gold Let's go on with the stealing Stealing Stealing And why (Why, why, why, baby) (Why, why, why, baby) (Why, why, why, baby, woo!) Because there's no business like stealing music I know Angels come from everywhere with lots of music And when you butcher it there's no attack Where could you get music that you don't give back And on top of that get that happy feeling When you are stealing that extra music Let's go on with the stealing Why (Why, why, why, baby) (Why, why, why, baby) (Why!) Because there's no music like butcher music Like no music I know The music business people with lots of jack They don't run out of dough The music butcher They gladly get paid for what they do But they're stranded out in the cold (Yeah!) (Yeah!) And why (Why, why, why, baby) And The music Music Music butcher (Woo, yeah, woo) There's no business like no business (Woo, woo) (Why, why, why, baby) (Woo!) Because butcher music is so thrilling Standing out in front on opening night And you're stealing up there in lights Smiling as you watch the music butcher Butcher show music Why (Why, why, why) And why (Why, why, why, baby) (Why, why, why, baby) (Why!) Because stealing The music with the labels pasted on is appealing Stealing everything that music business people don't allow Yesterday they told you Butcher music would not go far That night you open and there you are Stealing music Let's go on with the (Woo, woo) On with the (Woo, woo) (Woo, woo) Let's go on with stealing the show