Negativland - Theme From "A Big 10-8 Place" lyrics

(2:58) >NEGATIVE!!< (Tommy? Tommy? Tommy?) "Everybody welcome." One two stupid Three four dumb Five six idiotic Seven eight seat bee sate Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid! I like Concord And 180-G I like Pleasant Hill No other possibility Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid I like Orinda And 409 I like Martinez And all the green slime I like Lafayette When the weather is fine And I like Contra-Costa County Almost all of the time One two stupid, three four dumb, five six idiotic, seven eight seat bee sate (This is it. I'm gonna do it right now. Here we go....) very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid..... (All right, people. first of all I want you to raise your hand with your automatic garage door opener. Second I want you to stand on your left leg if your undulating sprinkler system doesn't work. Third I want you to grab your right foot with your left hand if your lawn needs mowing. Fourth I want you to shake your head if you like your neighbor. Fifth I want you to put parakeet feathers into your television set if you're watching MTV. Sixth I want you to pour 409 into your Mr. Coffee coffee maker if you forgot to clean the orange carpet. Seventh I want you to trip over your gross cart if you're shoplifting from Safe Muffins. Eighth before you start jamming I want you to go back into your house and get all of your furniture ....