[intro] Yo, it's scrooge... scrooge Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!! [chorus] I wish you a merry crucifixion, i wish you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year [verse] Jesus ain't nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he Come over g and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree Choke the messiah, chop off your member And then i'll roast your nuts over an open fire Your jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll grow When i'm swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toe Yo, i'll get under this chicks clothes You'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke The night before christmas, you're feelin the essence Break in your crib, i got a posse of midgets stealin your presents Right through the chimney, you think we're rotten We're takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking Robbin' you in a santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's boot Santa clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke I'm dreamin of a white christmas, i sniff this 8-ball of coke