(Solemon Sol & Lincoln from Snatch) (Verse 1) Let's talk about dead body disposal My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub And drain the blood out of the ba*tard Strip ya self nude first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt And cut the f**in' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid And put the pieces inside trash bags Else he'll be wreaking like a f*gs a** With flesh covered in leeches And throw the bags away In various trash bins in different areas This sh**'s hilarious Nobody notices some a**hole taking out the garbage Who would know it's a carca**? Even if they were focusing 'cause the plastic bag is dark kid And even the nosy b**h wouldn't open it, it make no sense And if you do it just before a trash pick up The bodies hauled away before it decays and stinks up It won't be noticed wit' literally tons of other sh** And ya bag is in the middle buried right under it Especially if you double-bagged it Ya victim'll stay a f*ggot in fragments forever stagnant (Chorus) Dead Body Disposal For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are k**ed sh** could get messy when the blood flow spills You never know when you might need to know sk**s In body disposal it's no frills Dead Body Disposal Are you interested in hearing my proposal? (Verse 2) Bodies begin to stink within an hour of d**h And if it's warm outside then it's quicker for the sour stench to leak out the flesh So think about the steps You taking k**ing and be willing to consider the best Be extra careful and grab an aerosol can of pepper spray to coat the pieces the smell is unbearable Hold the first layer of bag beautifully that'll keep animals from tearing open the bag to get to the meat Squirrels, dogs, and birds Officers with dogs that smell won't find sh** when they thrown off the scent You could hang a f** upside down in ya tub And slit his throat from ear to ear to remove a large amount of blood Most of it'll gush out on a tunnel once But to get that last couple of pints drained work his arms like pumps For dismemberment gentlemen I recommend heavy duty brawn saws that cut through gendleums like pendulums But if you want to take your time don't rush it either cut each piece off like Pizza Hut pizza with a rusty cleaver Then put each piece up in a freezer Take out the trash in a couple of days the stench of decomposition's meager And make sure there's no incriminating papers in the bag Letters, receipts, anything with ya name they'll trace ya I know it's obvious but you'd be amazed at how easy it is to be sloppy with this even the Mafia slips (Chorus) Dead Body Disposal For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are k**ed sh** could get messy when the blood flow spills You never know when you might need to know sk**s In body disposal it's no frills (Hook) Let's talk about d**h baby Disintegration of flesh you'll see Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things In hacking up ya meat Let's talk about d**h baby Disintegration of flesh you'll see Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things In hacking up ya meat Let's talk about that! (Brick Top from Snatch) (Verse 3) There's more choices to choose kid Bury the corpse in the ground, bury it at sea or the pieces get distributed When using the ground a shallow grave isn't allowed 'Cause the corpse'll be found when the stench of it lingers out Make sure it's six feet deep or more Construction sites work in formented In what's cemented suspended beneath the floor Using the sea has its potential sequentionally The sea destroys all evidence eventually But make sure that you tie a weight to the body to keep it from floating around and being discovered by mistake Drop it as far from shore as possible otherwise it'll pop up at low tide or be seen by some fisherman's opticals Distributing! Body parts is riveting I explained it in verbs once forgive me if I begin again A wood chipper turns a corpse into chopped meat Spread it all over ya gra** then water it down properly Within a few days the cadaver's fertilizer Your advisor's taught you ways of covering up murders wiser Regardless how you tried these methods Be careful with prints and rented equipment use cash and fake id's (Chorus) Dead Body Disposal For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are k**ed sh** could get messy when the blood flow spills You never know when you might need to know sk**s In body disposal it's no frills Dead Body Disposal Are you interested in hearing my proposal? sh** could get messy when the blood flow spills You never know when you might need to know sk**s In body disposal it's no frills (Hook) Let's talk about d**h baby Disintegration of flesh you'll see Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things In hacking up ya meat Let's talk about that!