[DIONYSOS] Xanthias, bring the baggage. We go straight to the River Styx. And no wending I love to travel -- [XANTHIAS] Master, I hate to repeat myself, but -- [DIONYSOS] Over verdant hillock -- [XANTHIAS] I don't see why I have to go to Hades [DIONYSOS] And through leafy woodland -- [XANTHIAS] When my number is up, from natural causes, sure, but why now? [DIONYSOS] Beside leaping brook Along mossy lane -- [XANTHIAS] I have hopes, dreams -- I wanna see Paris. I wanna have a ménage à trois. Is that pastry? [DIONYSOS] Through vale and valley -- [XANTHIAS] I like earth [DIONYSOS] Ascending craggy rock Descending deep ravine -- [XANTHIAS] I've lived here since I was born [DIONYSOS] Exploring shady glade And making merry with the wood nymphs -- I was raised by wood nymphs! [XANTHIAS] That explains a lot [DIONYSOS] Who finally point us in the right direction [XANTHIAS] We were going in the wrong direction?! [DIONYSOS] And now we travel Due south Along stony path Across deep depression -- [XANTHIAS] I'm in a deep depression [DIONYSOS] Until it's time to shimmy straight down! I love to travel I love to travel I love to -- Good news. We've made it to the River Styx -- look. Oh Boatman! Boatman! Now where's the boatman?