Natewantstobattle - Magikarp (pokémon parody) lyrics

We splashed, we flailed Our love it failed I tried but you cut me no slack Our fate was sealed Ed on your reel But you, you threw me right back Don't you ever say I can't swim away I'd leap mountains for you I can't live a lie, splashing for my life I would evolve for you I came in like a Magikarp I never flailed so hard before And then you went and broke my heart I was hoping that you'd catch me But you won't catch me Then I was told if I were gold That you'd, you'd hold onto to me Now that I'm rare, oh now you care Yeah you only want shiny Go ahead and say I just swam away I'll get revenge on you When I'm in my final stage you'll fear my dragon rage Then I will destroy you I came in like a Magikarp I never flailed so hard before And then you went and broke my heart I was hoping that you'd catch me But you won't catch me I came in like a Magikarp I never flailed so hard before And then you went and broke my heart I was hoping that you'd catch me But you won't catch me