Nate Ruess - Holy Horsesh** Batman lyrics

[Verse 1] She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and I politely said "No, ma'am" I mean no disrespect and I apologize if this f**s up your program You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying but that He can turn water to wine? (laughs) Well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna' be just fine So there I stood six feet of sin, a walking contradiction But am I wrong for posing questions "or am I just another lost soul searching?" Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children I said, "If you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?" [Chorus] Maybe I would be a fool to think That somewhere in the sky's a place for me What good would it be to pray for me You won't save me, don't pray for me [Verse 2] Now I've never been religious I'm just a big fan of logistics And if it makes sense then I'm all for it I even pray if the situation calls for it Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles I try to answer without sounding satirical I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet I'm still fresher than a newborn So I guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn and I never chase rainbows But I hear the devil wears designer clothes So does God have a favorite brand? And for that matter, is he even a man? And will I go to hell for even saying that? Only time will tell I'm just relaying facts [Chorus] Maybe I would be a fool to think That somewhere in the sky's a place for me What good would it be to pray for me You won't save me, don't pray for me {Instrumental} [Chorus] Maybe I would be a fool to think That somewhere in the sky's a place for me What good would it be to pray for me You won't save me, don't pray for me [Chorus] Maybe I would be a fool to think That somewhere in the sky's a place for me What good would it be to pray for me You won't save me, don't pray for me