Nate Cash - Weird Phone Conversation lyrics

[2Peace] Nathan He's gonna call up the pizza [2Peace] Hello,how can I help you? [Nate Ca$h] I'd like 2 pizzas for me and my ms.We're gonna eat pizzas [2Peace] What kind of pizza do you want? Would you like pizza with a little bit of French croissant? [Nate Ca$h] I want pepperoni! Not a phony! [2Peace] Would you like the pepperoni with salt? Or would you want... The French croissant [Nate Ca$h] I would like the french croissant with a side of mayonnaise [2Peace] You want mayonnaise? This is a pizza place! There's no mayo in the whole damn place! There's no mayonnaise in the pizza place Stop talking to me with your little face! [Nate Ca$h] This is a pizza place?I thought it was Mario's Pizzeria Why do you sell croissants if you're a pizza place and not mayonnaise? [2Peace] This is a pizzeria.How many pizzas do you want from here? Just tell me how many pizzas you want And please stop being such a little croissant Do you want a croissant? Or not? [Nate Ca$h] The croissant! [2Peace] Would you like a side of pepperoni with your croissant? Is that what you want? Do you want salt? Do you want a bit of my salt? [Nate Ca$h] OK,I'm gonna tell you what I want one more time I want pepperoni pizza with a side of lime I also want... A croissant With a side of pepperoni Pepperoni pizza with a side of lime and a croissant With a side of pepperoni pizza [2Peace] What would you like with your pepperoni?Hello! [Nate Ca&h] Hello,bro!What is up? I asked for the pizza,but you didn't bring it.Why?What's up? [2Peace] I brought you a cup You wanted the croissant Isn't that what you want? Don't you want this little French croissant? Or do you want the salt? Just to make that fit [Nate Ca$h] Duuude surfer bro,calm down,man! Duuude,you don't really understand I asked for the pizza that I paid for online Now you just bring me one lime? In a cup with some ice?Really? [2Peace] I'm trying to order Mexican food over the phone So now I'm gonna tell you to just go home Wait,this is your home! I'm gonna go and get drunk [Both] Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! [2Peace] Goodnight!