PIERRE: There's a war going on Out there somewhere And Andrey isn't here There's a war going on Out there somewhere And Andrey isn't here ALL: There's a war going on Out there somewhere And Andrey isn't here There's a war going on Out there somewhere And Andrey isn't here And this is all in your program You are at the opera You're gonna have to study up a little bit If you wanna keep with the plot Cause it's a complicated Russian novel Everyone's got nine different names So look it up in your program We'd appreciate it, thanks a lot Da da da da da da da da da Natasha! NATASHA: Natasha is young She loves Andrey with all her heart ALL: She loves Andrey with all her heart Natasha is young And Andrey isn't here SONYA: Sonya is good Natasha's cousin and closest friend ALL: Natasha's cousin and closest friend Sonya is good Natasha is young And Andrey isn't here MARYA: Marya is old-school A grande dame of Moscow Natasha's godmother, strict yet kind ALL: Natasha's godmother, strict yet kind, Marya is old-school Sonya is good Natasha is young And Andrey isn't here And this is all in your program you are at the opera Gonna have to study up a little bit If you wanna keep with the plot It's a complicated Russian novel Everyone's got nine different names So look it up in your program We'd appreciate it, thanks a lot Da da da da da da da da da Anatole! ANATOLE: Anatole is hot He spends his money on women and wine ALL: He spends his money on women and wine Anatole is hot Marya is old-school Sonya is good Natasha is young And Andrey isn't here HÉLÈNE: Hélène is a s*ut Anatole's sister, married to Pierre ALL: Anatole's sister, married to Pierre Hélène is a s*ut Anatole is hot Marya is old-school Sonya is good Natasha is young And Andrey isn't here DOLOKHOV: Dolokhov is fierce But not too important Anatole's friend, a crazy good shot ALL: Anatole's friend, a crazy good shot Dolokhov is fierce Hélène is a s*ut Anatole is hot Marya is old-school Sonya is good Natasha is young And Andrey isn't here Chandeliers and caviar, the war can't touch us here Minor Characters! BOLKONSKY: Old Prince Bolkonsky is crazy MARY: And Mary is plain MARY & BOLKONSY: Andrey's family, totally messed up BALAGA: And Balaga's just for fun! ALL: Balaga's just for fun! Balaga is fun Bolkonsky is crazy Mary is plain Dolokhov is fierce Hélène is a s*ut Anatole is hot Marya is old-school Sonya is good Natasha is young And Andrey isn't here And what about Pierre? Dear, bewildered and awkward Pierre? What about Pierre? Rich, unhappily married Pierre? What about Pierre? What about Pierre? What about Pierre?